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How to Become Pope?
Poziom:
Temat: Kultura i obyczaje
Let’s say you want to become pope, head
of the Catholic Church and shepherd to over
1 billion faithful.
What requirements must you have for this lofty
position:
1) Be a catholic and
2) Be a man.
Which seems a little thin… and, while it’s
technically possible for a regular Sunday
Catholic to become pope, the last time this
happened was essentially never because becoming
pope isn’t like becoming president, you
can’t just run for office. Selecting the
pope is an inside job and the men who do it
are the cardinals, and while in theory they
can select any catholic man to become pope,
in practice they prefer to elevate one of
their own.
The last time a non-cardinal become pope was
more than 600 years ago. So, while it isn’t
an official requirement, it’s an unofficial,
official requirement.
Thus in order to be pope you’ll first need
to be a cardinal and to do that you’ll need
to start climbing the catholic corporate ladder.*
Step 1: Become a Priest.
Unlike some churches where you can fill out
a form online and – poof – ordained. The
Catholic Church treats becoming a priest as
a real, you-need-training profession. So you’re
going to require a lot of education: usually
a college degree in Catholic Philosophy and
then a masters in divinity.
In addition to your educational qualifications,
you must also be:
A man
Unmarried,
Willing to remain celibate forever.†
If you meet these requirements, and have been
working with the church, then you can be officially
ordained as a priest. Which basically means
you get to run a Catholic Church, or work
with another priest who does.
But, you want onward and to do that you need
to take the job of the man who just made you
a priest.
Step 2: Become a Bishop
Bishops are a much more select group: while
there are about 400,000 catholic priests world
wide, there are only about 5,000 bishops.
While priests get churches, bishops get cathedrals,
from which they oversee a number of local
churches.
To advance your career you must wait for a
bishop in your area to be forced into retirement
at age 75 or die sooner than that – freeing
up space for you.
But you can’t just apply, because there’s
already a secret list of potential bishops
that’s updated every three years based on
who the current bishops in your area think
would make a good replacement for one of their
own.
To be on that list, in addition to the obvious
requirement of being a pious person, you should
also:
Be least 35 years old
Have been priest for at least five years
Have a doctorate in theology (or equivalent)
Assuming you’re all these things, your name
may, or may not be on the secret list. The
local bishops then give that list to the pope’s
ambassador for your country, known as the
Apostolic Nuncio.
The Nuncio picks three priests from the list,
does in-depth research on them, conducts interviews
and selects the one he thinks is best.
But it’s not over, because the Nuncio sends
his report to Vatican City and the congress
of bishops who work there reviewing potential
appointments from around the world.
If the congress of bishops doesn’t like
any of the three candidates, they can tell
the Nuncio to start over: returning to the
list, picking another three candidates – doing
more research, more interviews and sending
off the results.
When the congress of bishops is happy with
one of the Nuncio’s candidates that name
is given to the pope, who can reject the candidate
and start the whole process over.
It shouldn’t be a surprise that from a vacancy
to a bishop’s replacement can take months
and, on occasion, years.
But assuming that a bishop in your area retired
(or died) at the right time and you were on
the secret list of good priests and the Nuncio
picked you and you made it through his interview
and the congress of bishops approved you and
the pope didn’t veto you – poof now you’re
now a bishop.
But you’re still not on top. The penultimate
promotion is…
Step 3: Become a Cardinal.
Despite the fancy name and snazzy red outfits
to match cardinals are not the bosses of bishops,
they are bishops, just with an additional
title and additional responsibilities – the
most notable of which is electing the new
pope.‡
The only way to become a cardinal is to get
to current pope to appoint you as one – and
of the 5,000 bishops, only about 200 are ever
cardinals.
But let’s say your ambition doesn’t go
unnoticed by the pope and he makes you a cardinal
– now it’s time to play the waiting game
for his death or retirement – and with popes
death is vastly more likely.
When either happens the cardinals under the
age of 80 are brought to Vatican City where
they are isolated from the outside world – presumably
by taking away their cell phones and tablets
and carrier pigeons. Once sequestered, the
election of a new pope can begin.
These elections are never exactly the same
because the ex-pope leaves instructions on
how he wants his replacement to be picked,
but in general it works like this: four times
a day the cardinals go to the Sistine Chapel
to vote – to become pope one of them must
get a 2/3rds majority.
There’s a big dose of musent-be-too-hasty
here as the cardinals don’t just raise their
hands, or use a modern preferential voting
system, but instead write down one name on
a piece of paper stand before the alter and
say a long latin phrase, before officially
casting the ballot.
Once all the cardinals have done this, the
votes are counted and then burned.
This why TV news stations covering the election
of the pope use super-modern-hd-livestreaming
cameras to look at a chimney. If the smoke
is black, no new pope.
The high victory threshold, and tediously
slow voting process, is why it takes so long
to elect a new pope. It’s usually at least
two weeks of voting four times a day six days
a week (with one day a week for prayer) but
the record length is three years.
Assuming you, eventually, win the support
of your fellow cardinals, you have one final
thing to do before becoming pope: pick yourself
a new name.
There is no formal rule, you can name yourself
anything you like but it’s tradition to
take the name of a previous pope.
Upon your acceptance of the job, the final
ballots are burned clean to make the smoke
white and announce to the world that a new
pope has been selected.
So that’s the career path: be born into
the right half of the population, become one
of a billion catholics, then one of 400,000
priests, then one of 5,000 bishops, then one
of 200 cardinals, wait for the current pope
to die or retire, and convince 2/3rds of your
fellow cardinals to select you as the one,
the only pope.
