I’m really happy that John Reynolds is here.
Come on up, John,
and he’s going to announce a brand new social media platform called twirlr.
Please welcome John Reynolds.
Hi everybody!
We are very excited to launch our new platform,
I do have to ask you to turn off all your mobile devices.
If that’s okay, news of this won’t break until 6pm
and we’ll like to keep it quiet.
It would be really great if there was no sharing of information at all, until...
You want us to turn our devices off?
Sorry,
I’m sorry sir. I can’t comply.
I have got to be online all the time.
Let me tell you how my life works.
At breakfast I’m tweeting. I’m tweeting while I’m eating.
'Cause everything I ever do I want the world to see it too.
I’m surfing and tying,
and also I am Skyping.
So who are you to tell us 'No'?
I’m putting this on Vimeo.
Gotta Share! Gotta Share! Don’t you dare
try to tell us not to share.
No we’re not bitter. We just need Twitter.
Oh my God, I have to put this on Facebook!
It’s so great. I can’t wait
to write my status update.
Wish I could share this with my cat.
There’s gotta be an app for that.
I spend all my Fridays uploading pics to MySpace.
Is anyone else still on MySpace?
No! Gotta Share. Gotta Share.
On FourSquare, I’m the mayor of this room.
Share all of your mysteries. Share your purchase histories.
I never knew that all of you
were so interconnected.
I expected some Facebook friending
but now I see this song is trending.
Wow our song is getting big.
Now it’s reached the top of Digg.
YouTube, Tumblr, also Reddit.
Looks like BoingBoing also spread it.
Tons of people just ReTweeted.
All those people must have seen it.
Gotta share. Gotta share. Gotta share.
Life’s not worth living if you’re not online.
Gotta share. Gotta share. Gotta share.
They try to stop us is completely asinine.
Gotta share. Gotta share. We gotta share!
Unfortunately, that’s the end of my time.
Thank you.